51. "townies" think they need a visa to go past worli to the suburbs

52. When u use the word "yaar" in almost every sentence u speak.

53. You call onion as "kandha" and potato as "batata"

54. You think of a spicy tangy snack whenever you hear the work chat (Gila Ward)

55.You are back to work next day after the city is bombed - Truly the spirit of Bombay

56. you call the cabbies n waiters BOSS

57. abuses like chu**** . madar****. Bhen***... are the words whic u have to use in each sentence yyou speak

58. you prefer wada pav by jumbo king anyday on comparision wid Mc donalds burger

59. Each monday you go for either bowling or pool.

60. u enter mocha/ barista/ ccd lookin all posh but sit with one drink for 5 hrs till they politely ask u if u "need anythin else"

61. yr pricipal form of entertainment are all the aunties who scream obsceities at each other at the drop of a hat and threaten to pull the others hair/ push out of the train at 11 in the nyt!

62. yr idea of a full body massage is wat u get while trying to get off/ board a train at dadar!!!

63. At 3am in morning you can still get wadapav or butter pav bhaji

64. When there's no place to breathe in the trains but there's place to play cards and sing bhajans!

65. when the traffic almost makes good frnds wid the person in the car next to you

66. You know what the term "video coach" stands for in the local trains...

67. You snigger every time somebody says "Im going to Grant road!"

68. u call the policemen "MAMU" OR "PANDU"

69. random strangers butt in wen u r discussing cricket o politics or even chicks 2 give their personal (unwanted) opinion

70. You say that Pani Puri is waayy better than Gol Gappa's even when they're the same thing

71. There is always one 'pan-wala' on the corner of street

72. You keep spare candles in the kitchen just in case there's a power surge.

73. To you, your watchman doesn't have a name - you just call him 'watchman'.

74. You aren't surprised when somebody throws a water balloon at you while you're walking on the streets during March.

75. You know of certain theaters where you can go for A-rated movies with your friends, even when you're under 18.

76. whn u r standing at a bus stop near juhu beach and sum random guy comes up to u and says " boss" short term, long term chahiye kya

77. When every rickshaw looks like a personal disco, with neon lights, loud music and pictures of film stars

78. seeing "Mein Kampf" being sold openly on the streets in abundance seems like a perfectly normal thing to you.

79. you have to pay international roaming fees when you use your cell phone outside of Mumbai.

80. you can only smile forgivingly about the size of any other city in the world.

81. you consider the local train "empty" when you find a spot for your two feet to stand on.

82. when someone asks u "east" or "west" side of a particular station?

83. when there is a saffron rally every 3 months , n u just wonder , whats it all about , u jus went to vote , 3 months ago , n they r holding elections all again?

84. when "chalta hai" is the most commonly used word

85. when u see hijraas/eunuchs at street asking for u to lend them some money , with a very very catchy one liner : eeeee deeeeeeeee naaaaaa usually on fridays.sometimes men even get grooped when they dont pay 'em

86. when u can find hukkas for use at a coffee shop the equivalent of starbucks

87. when u never cross the road at a zebra crossing

88. when u can always find a car that has a dent or scratch on it

89. When u find cars on the Road even at 4 in the morning(Trish bose)

90. You never learnt how to stand in a queue

91. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

92. Every time you speak Hndi in front of a Delhitite they have the WTF expression on their face.

93. You have hung on to dear life at the local door.

94. You still refer to a car / vehicle full of girls as "Maal Gaadi" - left over from the "Ladies Special" days...

95. You take the "Weight and Your Future for Rs.1 only" machines at the stations seriously. ... At least the Future bit, it always exaggerates about the weight.

96. When while giving directions you say "Right/ Left MARO aur wahan pe ek bridge GIREGA"

97. when you actually see random people coming to help you when u have a problem

98. .when u can take a piss at the local shouchalaya for 50paise and a dump for 1 re

99. When you think everyone who lives to the south of you is a snob and to the north of you sucks

100. you behave like a foreigner in any other part of the country (hurray !!! 100)

101. u see couples cosying up in rickshaws in almost every small lane

102. u want to get into the train already that is already in motion & u have 5 hands taking u in..

103. When you instinctively say "pudhey challa" instead of saying agey badho or move ahead.

104. Chal, paka mat!" is an overused part of your vocabualry


105. here "maall" is a gurl n na goods

106.  Crorepati, Lakhpati, Hazarpati, Chillarpati all travel in local Trains daily

107..You drink 2 sips of tea called 'cutting' more than thrice a day

108. you know that 'khamba' does not only mean pillar

109. Making a loud kissing noise is how you tease girls in Delhi, but making that same noise is how you hail an autorickshaw in Bombay

110. When you have no objection in ghoosofying in a line (admissions or train tickets) but shout loudly "Maaaaro!" when you see someone else do it
111. if someone calls u "aap"-- u start laughing on their faces

112. when u have an account with tha paan wala for cigarettes on credit your outside home & work

113. when u r stuck in traffic even at 1:30 a.m